Hagenism


hagenism (noun) pr-nounced (hay – gen – is – im) is a religion in which the person acknowledges the immortal deity hagen, as there one true g-d.

note: not to be confused with “pagenism.”
“are you religious?” “yes i worship hagenism”

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