Haggard Garage


a way of describing somebody’s respectable custom car that’s also extremely ghetto. usually something such as a mazda miatathat is turbocharged but has chipped paint and black steel wheels.

the word originates from a youtube channel of the same name where a bunch of guys (that happen to own miatas) film themselves cutting springs, drifting, blowing motors, and boosting a mazda protogé. their most popular video is “punk ricer talks up his evo”.
guy #1: “yo check out this nissan 240sx!”

guy #2: “haha! that’s such a hooptie!”

guy #1: “but dude check it out, it’s totally got a turbo!”

guy #2: “oh man! that’s so haggard garage!”

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