hagging
a compet-tion involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to “pick up”, i.e. have s-xual intercourse with, old women. the man who has s-xual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the “winner”. (note: this is similar to “hogging”, except it is based on age rather than weight)
joe typically wins the weekly hagging compet-tion by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.
to teabag with the breast. dunk breast in something or on someone. to be hagged.
shannon and stuart were hagging simon.
when a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). also called f-g-hagging, f-g-haggin, or haggin. considered also a play on words between hag and hang.
theresa: hey julie. what are you up to?
julie: oh just hagging with michael and tom tonight. do you wanna double?
when a young man attempts to hook up with much older women.
derek, i am so h-rny for an old sea hag right now. let’s go hagging at the nursing home. i want a granny with a wrinkled cooch!
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