Hairy Eyes


when a woman has dark hairs on or around her nipples.
the dirty old granny often answers the front door topless, letting her saggy hairy eyes hang all out.
like a stink eye but more of a sn-bby look up & down the whole body with a p–p sniff mouth.
that b-tch looked at me like her -ss was a cream puff & everyone wanted a bite & gave me the hairy eye, what a sluntbag.

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