Hagrid
excessive amount of pubic hair. totally untamed, untrimmed, all natural 70’s bush. obviously, the term gets its name from the harry potter character, rubeus hagrid, who’s face looks like it’s covered entirely with p-b-s.
so that girl last night… yeah, total hagrid. it looked like the gamekeeper was taking a nap between her legs.
n; letting slide a vital piece of information at an inopportune time, especially while intoxicated
n; a person who spills vital information when under the influence
dude, don’t tell sally anything important, she’s a major hagrid; no secret is safe with her after she’s had a few
when you are riding your girl, doggie style, you spit on her back so she thinks you’re done. when she turns around finish in her face and exclaim “congratulations harry! you’re going to hogwarts!” and walk away.
cody: so how was it last night?
carver: aw man it was great! and to top it all off i did a hagrid. i don’t think she will be calling me back!
hagid:the huge fat guy who is the gamekeepr at hogwarts
hagrid:big and hairy you wouldn’t be talking about me now would ya.
harry:no the wizarding world doesn’t always revolve around you.
hermione:it revolves around harry.
ron:wicked!
harry:lovin’ your hut hagrid it’s very…rustic!
a fat woman who resembles hagrid from the harry potter series. one whos cooch oozes mysterious potions. tends to make out with gay men and convince them to bang her with her p-ssy potions.
yo man did u see that hagrid walkin down the hall today?
yeah man she drug me into the bathroom and rode my shlong
slang for a big, tall, ugly, fat guy with long hair and unshaved facial hair and tattered clothing. originates from a fictional character created by j.k. rowling.
“look at that hagrid over there, begging people for money.”
a term used to describe anything. no matter how good or bad it is.
“man did you see me throw down that st–zy noseslide?!”…. “yah man it was pretty hagrid.” or “dood i drank a sh-t tunnah’ beer last night and f-cked that ugly b-tch while i was hammid’!” “ugh… man that sounds pretty hagrid.”
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