hagsploitation
when a heteros-xual male deceives his h-m-s-xual friend’s f-g hag into making out with him by convincing her that you’re gay. she does this because she thinks that making out with a gay man “doesn’t count”. this behavior can stretch to second base on occasion.
cindy called me out for hagsploitation today after friending me on facebook and realizing i’m straight. she had totally let me fondle her b–bs last sat-rday cause i was with gay peter and she thought i was gay.
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