Haig


handsome, s-xy, p-ssionate, funny, wants to be wealthy, intelligent,
haig stands for handsomen, angel, intellegent, good friend.
one awesome, amazingly s-xy guy. some say he once attacked a squirrel for an acorn he wanted to eat, but ate the squirrel instead. others say he once canoed off the sh-r-s of san diego but ended up in restricted government territory. he once p-ssed off a gorilla at the zoo which ended up throwing sh-t and hitting someone else. another tale tells of him tazing a bullet in his attic and ending up having to patch the roof. all we know is hes called haig!
“u-g-l-y, you aint got no allaby you ugly, ya ya, you ugly- ”

-excluding all haigs, words derived from the root word haig, or anything having to do with the person(s) named or called haig.

this message was endorsed by the foundation of extraordinarily looking men.
1. a half ruskie half terrorist.
2. gringo wanna be.
3. d-mn ruskie
4. bl–dy ruskie
5. lettuce killer
6. because we can hater
i’ll give you a bl–dy example of what ever i want!

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