hailmary fowler
when things arent seeming to work out s-xually in a relationship and the guy gets tired of all the nonsense and goes to have s-x with the girl’s more willing sister.
i didn’t wanna bang my boyfriend yet, so he pulled a hailmary fowler and railed my younger sister.
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