toilet tank
a twist on the “tanking” s-xual practice of inserting the t-st-cl-s into an orifice (normally the p-ssy), toilet tanking is f-cking someone in the -ss and inserting the b-lls inside the -ss.
i haven’t seen your mom since i toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
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