hainus


a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.
“that was a crazy wipeout.”
-“yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new -sshole.”
or
“my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus… but at least there were some hot chicks.”
an -n-s that is covered in a thicket of dirty hair.
dude: did you see how hairy his -ss was when he bent over?

other dude: i closed my eyes, but it sounds heinous.

dude: yeah, a big ol’ hainus.
an adjective that describes how kick-ss something is. something that is hot sh-t or even a hot cake can also be identified as hainus. people who are hainus are people who kick-ss.
-dude your mom is hot
-so, yours is hainus!
-oohh….

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