hair boner


pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.
“matt, fix your hair. you have a hair b-n-r.”
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goose b-mp (aka pilo-erection).
that song is so cool it gives me hair b-n-rs.
when a hair on the back of your head sticks up
a guy with a chunk of hair sticking up on the back of his head which is called the hair b-n-r
those little hairs that just don’t go down.
ugh. i have a huge hair b-n-r today!
when a girl with short hair puts her hair in a ponytail such that it resembles a male erection or b-n-r. this is the only time a woman will ever or should ever sport a b-n-r.
“d-mn, your hair b-n-r just hit me in the face.”

“is it just me or is your hair b-n-r more voluminous than usual?”

“i like your style. that hair b-n-r is hot.”

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