Hair Booger
a booger-like lump found in your hair which appears as the result of applying too much hair product, or not spreading the product out properly. it looks suspiciously like a booger which leads to you having to explain the product mishap to those who point it out, so they don’t -ssume it is a real booger in your hair.
cam: what’s that in your hair? looks like a big booger… (reaches out to pick out out but recoils as he thinks it is a booger)
jake: cr-p… it’s a hair booger, too much fudge on the hair this morning…
cam: yeah riiiiiight…. more like you picked a winner and scratched your head after….
a booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
example 1:
little christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade cl-ssroom)
little sally: ewww christopher has a hair booger!
cl-ss: ewwwwwwwww!
little christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
example 2:
big christopher: (sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
big sally: (walks by after years of not seeing him) ew! christopher has a hair booger!
everyone on the street: ewwwwwwwww!
big christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
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