Hair color paradox
when one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one’s partner. when ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.
“hans, i am happy that you are enjoying your time in ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. kelly told me that it is freaking her out.”
“i am sorry patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native germany. this is indeed a hair color paradox.”
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