hair cottage


slang for v-g-n-, specifically an unshaven one. not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: bare cottage).
tony : hey frank, how was your date with suzy yesterday?

frank: pretty good…
tony : yeah? did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

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