hair cumditioning
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into someone’s hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. its natural proteins work to strengthen her j-zzy locks.
“ugh. i hate my hair. it’s so frizzy and unmanageable. i just can’t do anything with it.”
“i can help you, babe. let me give you a hair c-mditioning treatment. it’ll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we’ll both be smiling!”
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