hair metal hoochie mama


a woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol’ days of being a rocker chick.
my friends think my mom is so cool cause she’s a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

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