hair salad


while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair
perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad megan kept stuffing in my face.
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another term for “toss salad.” to lick and eat out another persons -n-s.
maureen ate steve’s hair salad until the sun came up.

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