hair wank


to wrap some birds hair round your p-n-s and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.
man – oh baby, i love the hair w-nk, i am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks

bird – thank you, you are most kind and i am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some pantene pro v

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