Hairbortion
getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.
1: “why are you bald?”
2: “my mom gave me such a bad haircut, i had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion.”
getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.
arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.
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