Haircut Penalization
when you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.
person 1: “hey! you got a haircut!”
person 2: “yeah, i know.”
person 3: “hey! you got a haircut!”
person 2: “well, obviously, i know that i got a haircut.”
person 4: “wow, thats some seriously haircut penalization”
etc.
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