Haircut Weekend


(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
person a: “dude! there’s like three people in this cl-ss that got a haircut this weekend. wtfffff”

person b: “yes, and it’s not surprising; president’s day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as haircut weekend…and thank you for noticing my haircut…douche.”

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