hairdryer
to scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face
the football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance.
the act of farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad
“dude she was licking my -ss and i so gave her a hair dryer!”
farting into an open v-g-n-
i was f-cking my girlfriend you know, in that position where she is on her shoulders and your pretty much sitting down on her to f-ck her. well my d-ck fell out, so i rocked forward and gave her the hair dryer.
a rice rocket is a j-panese bike but
now days they are getting a lot quieter
and when they idle they sound like
hairdryers.
why don’t you sell that yellow hairdryer and buy yourself a real bike
like a harley?
the new hairdryer he bought really moves but i would still rather a harley
any day.
a word used to describe someone who is s-xually attractive.
it is certainly not under any circ-mstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.
“she’s such a hairdryer!”
an electrocution tool (combined with a bathtub full of water) used by a jealous dominatrix.
she threw a hairdryer into the water and he met st. peter then.
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