sasauge wallet
a sasauge wallet describes low hanging c-nt-flaps that swing like a pendulum in a gentle breeze, other words to describe this are (wizard sleeve) and (clown’s pocket)
“hey mate your mum’s been around so much she’s got a sasauge wallet”
“your mum’s sasauge wallet is like an aircraft hanger”
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