haireas


a portmanteau of “hairy” and “area”; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. such areas are a matter of personal preference.
i missed that hairea while i was shaving my legs this morning. i’ll try harder next time.
combination of the words “hair” and “areas.” the areas in your home where most of the hair b-lls from your shedding dog seem to collect. these areas can be vacuumed one day and covered with hair again the very next morning.
wife: honey, can you vacuum the haireas today before the guests arrive?
the area in and around one’s hair.
“dude, there’s a bug in your hairea”
a hairy area of the human body
your hairea smells bad, put on some deodorant.
his chest is a major hairea

also applies to other areas

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