Hairhole


the rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during -n-l intercourse as a form of pleasure.
i am so embarr-ssed, i was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.
2 more definitions
an orifis, queer, or jay/john.
that guy takes it in the hair hole!
a reference to a woman’s v-g-n-, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. a hairy p-ssy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman’s cooze.
buddy #1: ‘you see the hair-hole on that chick we were d-gg-n’ earlier, bro?’
buddy #2: ‘yap, freakin’ chewbacca, wooly mammoth, sasquatched-out hole sl-t, my brother. f-ckin’ nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
buddy #1: ‘yer tellin’ me, dawg, think i got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my p-b-s after strokin’ that funky hair-hole. ever heard of gillette??? jeezus!

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