Hairless Cat
a breed of cat also known as the sphnx cat. requires an open heart due to its ‘interesting’ look. with barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. downside: literally inhales food and p–ps ‘like a boss.’ a very good pet to have around halloween! 🙂
mojo was a very ugly hairless cat:
geez man, what is that thing?
it is a hairless cat, i think. either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.
sophie was a very pretty hairless cat:
aww! what is that adorable creature?
it is a hairless cat, i think. either that or an angel!!! :p
-based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.- <3 when a girl has absolutely no hair between her legs and is cleaned shavin i just shaved now i have a hairless cat!!!!!!!
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