hairline
the line where your hair starts. for some reason, dumb-sses like to make fun of people’s hairlines when they don’t really matter.
kid: u have a rachet hairline!
sane person: why does it matter?
it’s just a hairline on your forhead and it comes in different shapes and sizes
check out mr.murphy’s hairline
something you don’t have
your hairline is like my best friend: imaginary!!!!!!!
your hairline spells janky in cursive!!!!!!
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