Hairmare
similar to having a nightmare that you are naked in front of everyone; a hairmare is a nightmare that your hair is out of control and a complete mullet/permed/reverse mohawk disaster.
hey jane, last night i had the worst hairmare ever. i was walking into starbucks sporting a permed front and a rat tail in the back! scary.
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