hairnip


any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.
“look. you can see shantelle’s hairnips poking through her shirt.”

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