a hair stylist that’s also a therapist. usually not by choice.
hairtherapist “hi what are we going to do with your hair today”
client “omg my boyfriend cheated on me with his cousins friends sister”.
hairtherapist “oh i’m sorry to hear that..now what are we doing with your hair”?
this is developed when a piece of toilet paper clings to a dingleberry. also referred to as king tut b-tt. i told you to buy the good toilet paper, this cheap toilet paper is going to give me a dinglemummy.
- hairy filo
person with an unusually hairy v-g-n-; also known to be worn out and stretched to the size of a black hole check out that hairy filo b-tch
- Monkey water
slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts. it’s a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. used as alternative to sniffing powder/iving h. this mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards. -hey i […]
- Monkey with Braces
a cl-t piercing. comes from the slang word “monkey” for a girls “area”, and the insersion of metal into said area. steve: did you hear? that girl has a monkey with braces. sarah: ouch. you couldn’t pay me enough to do that.
dirty your floor dingyy is h-ll mahh niqquh