Hairy Canary


hysterical temper tantrum
when walter found out that gary spent the rent money on beer and hookers he had a hairy canary.
a very hairy v-g-n-.
d-mn, i was bout to go down on this chick, but i didn’t cuz she had a f-ckin hairy canary!
a fellow sporting a a newly formed beard. the term is used usually when one comes across a lad sprouting a few more whiskers than usual as he has forgotten to wrangle a razor for a couple days.
“you’re a bit of a hairy canary today, jacko”

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