hairy coconuts


when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a bl-w j-b and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans p-b-s are quite hairy and then screeches “ah hairy coconuts” and immediately stops what their doing.
i was performing a bl-w j-b last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

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