Hairy Douglas
the act in which you blow your load (c-m, sperm, j-zz, etc) in your b-tch’s face, then shave your p-b-s all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.
i gave mary a hairy douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like chewbacca.
verb: to drag the rear side of the scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead
“she was so pleased with my performance, she insisted i give her a hairy douglas as a touchdown dance.
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