hairy fun meter
when the life of the party starts to unb-tton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. the gauge of fun that the party is currently at.
dude, this party rocks! mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! i can see his p-b-s!
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