Hairy Hamburg
when a man is being treated to a rusty trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the -n-l cunillingis until she recites the duke fight song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word krzyewski, spoken directly into the r-ct-m.
the b-tch’s below-average rusty trombone turned into an -rg-smic hairy hamburg when she began to belted out a j-zz-dropping rendition of “fight bue devils.”
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