hairy lollipop
the act of inserting your scr-t-m into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.
i think danny loves me. he gave me a hairy lollipop.
the result of unexpectedly sticking your p-n-s all the way in to someones’ mouth whilst being given a bl-wj-b; provided you don’t shave your nether regions.
“my wife gave me for another f-cking tie for christmas, so i gave her a hairy lollipop.”
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