Hairy Mexican Ortiz
a variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
their hairy mexican ortiz came to bitter end when janet and diane’s pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man’s scrotal ring.
james demanded a hairy mexican ortiz from the two village brujas.
Read Also:
- hairy sea lemon
a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it’s really easy to beat and it fails at life as well tiger woods fails at life, therefore he is: a hairy sea […]
- Haitian handshake
any time hand to genital contact is initiated; not gender specific. both the subject and the object can be either male or female and need not necessarily be two different people. i took her out to dinner and she said goodbye with a haitian handshake. what’d i do last night? not much. just watched the […]
- half a stick
a term used to describe a small quant-ty, distance, time, or any other measurable thing. i’m almost at your house, i’m about half a stick away.
- Half back crack
an extremely unnaturally long -ss crack look at her half back crack.
- Runway lights
when a girl has sweaty b-lls constantly slapping against her chin creating acne on her chin in the pattern of runway lights. dudley: dude, monica has some serious runway lights! zack: i know, she does suck a lot of d-ck.