Hairy Morgan


a traditional greeting method that dates back to pilgrims. also used to accentuate a point. dipping one’s taint into another one’s unexpected mouth. performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. taintastic.
she couldn’t figure out how to change the tire, so i gave her a hairy morgan

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