Hairy Mullet Minge


a hairy mullet minge is a v-g-n- that has incredibly long yet striaght p-b-s yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.it can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women….obviously.
“eurgh man wtf! is tht!?”

“its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?”

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