hairy panic
the feeling you get when you see your unkempt p-b-s the night before a big date.
i had a proper hairy panic after i got out of the shower last night.
the feeling one gets when removing a new s-xual partner’s under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
i removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!
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