Hairy Parrot
place your p-n-s and/or b-lls upon the shoulder of your p-ssed out or sleeping friend. serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.
“hey, ben’s p-ssed out in the tub with puke on his face. i want to shame him, but i’m afraid of getting vom on my b-lls. what should i do?”
“how about you give him the ol’ hairy parrot instead?”
“brilliant!”
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