hairy pear


an extra hairy pear-shaped t-st-cl- sac. usually noticed during close inspection via s-x partners.
ellie: “i hooked-up with jay last night. saw him at the club, we had a good time, so i followed him home.”
jen: “how was it?”
ellie: “weird. while we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his hairy pear.

jen: “ouch!”

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