Hairy Pussy Phobia


a person (usually male, but sometimes female) who has a complete hatred and/or discontent with a woman’s genitals having pubic hair. he/she is usually the type of person who watches p-rnography on a consistent basis and then expects his/her girlfriend/wife to live up to the visual imagery of the women on screen.

this type of person often does not see a woman for who she is, but rather unfortunately, he/she sees a woman for who “she is not” and begins to demand that she shave her pubic hair to fit his/her desires and personal expectations.

in many cases women are generally already not comfortable with their body. in some sense women might have a certain “fear” for their natural state because p-rnography and razor companies have pushed the idea of what the female image should be. to add on to this, her boyfriend/husband who demands that she shave only adds to her frustration and her developing phobia of her own body’s normal state.

in quintessence, “hairy p-ssy phobia” exists in those who are apprehensive of the natural human body; in this case, dread of pubic hair. individuals who have ‘hairy p-ssy phobia’ will constantly try to justify their “preference” for the shaved ‘5-year-old-look’ on a woman. the justification responses for shaved v-g-n-s have become very identical over the years to the point that now have developed into ‘programmed responses’.
henry: “wow, jennifer is gorgeous. i would surely date her.”

david: “you’re right, she’s hot. but look at all that long hair.”

henry: “what’s long hair supposed to mean?”

david: “dude, if she has that much hair on her head, imagine how much she has down there.”

henry: “so what? what’s wrong with that? hair below on a woman is natural.”

david: “well, i don’t like it hairy. she needs to shave her sh-t. i don’t want her hairs getting stuck in my mouth when i eat her out.”

henry: “bro, hair doesn’t get stuck in your mouth when you pleasure her. where’d you get that from? that’s just a typical programmed response that comes from people who can’t appreciate a natural woman. dude, you’ve got hairy p-ssy phobia.”

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