Hairy Sailor


a hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having s-x and the woman shaves the hair off the mans b-lls and then glues the hair to his p-n-s. she then takes the “hairy sailor” up the -ss.
“i gave cindy a vicious hairy sailor last night.”

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