hairy sasquatch


the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their p-b-s and pasting the black m-ss to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself…the hairy sasquatch.
dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night…her name is andrea!

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