Hairy Sausage
when you say you have a yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a yorkie and a hairy sausage.
“i have a yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage”
“i didn’t know that was a breed”
“you’ve never heard of a yorkie?”
“oh wait… i thought you said you have a yorkie and a hairy sausage”
#hairy #sausage #haha
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