hairy timbit
n. a lewd gesture by which a man allows one of his t-st-cl-s to protrude from his zipper, then asks someone if he or she would like a “hairy timbit.”
john: (t-st-cl- out) “would you like a hairy timbit?”
emily: (looking him in the face) a what? (then looking down) o f-ck you!
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