hairy troll brain


an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scr-t-m so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the p-n-s)after correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a “sinching” effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scr-t-m.
because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for s-xual harr-ssment.

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