hairy walnut
1 – what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 – a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of disarrano amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart
after diving in the freezing river, i ended up with a hairy walnut.
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