needle in the gaystack
in a gay orgy, the gay guy with the smallest d-ck
gay orgy: yea lets f-ck
guy 1: why am i not getting any d-ck
guy 2: you are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack
guy 3: sorry, im not black.
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